harmless? bananas! » lock http://litford.net/harmless the misadventures of brian leery Sun, 25 Jul 2010 18:04:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 The Story Of The Lock And Key http://litford.net/harmless/2009/11/26/the-story-of-the-lock-and-key/ http://litford.net/harmless/2009/11/26/the-story-of-the-lock-and-key/#comments Thu, 26 Nov 2009 03:03:59 +0000 litford http://litford.net/harmless/?p=76 I take no credit for this awesome joke filled to the brim with sexist critique. If you can’t laugh, you probably didn’t find Mulan (Animated) racist.

So one day, a girl casually mentions to her group of friends, “Society’s full of double standards! I mean, if a guy sleeps with more than ten women in a month, he’s a STUD! But if a lady sleeps with more than two men in a year, she’s a SLUT!”

Everybody agrees with this widely regarded social truth.

Until the mild mannered bloke in the group retorts, “Think about it this way. If a Key can open any lock, it’s a MASTER KEY. But if a lock can be opened by any key, it’s a LOUSY LOCK!”

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